In this beer ad starting Jessica Simpson she appears to be pouting, yet when you look at her facial muscles, they’re not tense, which means she’s had this pout injected into her lips and she’s looking more and more like a blow-up doll.
Stop it Jessica - you were gorgeous naturally, you have gone to far! I know it must be hard at the ripe old age of 28 competing with all those 20 year olds, but you don’t have to do this to yourself. Please!!!
Put that tablecloth back Jessica – your granny made it specially for the occasional table in the corner and it’s disrespectful to wear it.
Stumble It!