101 Uses for Satin Bedsheets

Nelly FurtadoNelly Furtad0 – what have you done to your hair?  You look so much better with dark locks – blonde is bland on you.

 Now ’bout that dress – were you running late for the Grammy’s, asleep on your new blue satin sheets and just grabbed them all movie modesty style (ever tried it – it doesn’t work with a sheet larger than a single), and decided that you looked kind of hot – so just tucked it all in and put a safetypin on the inside and left the house?

 Drapey can be great, but this is doing nothing for your thighs apart from making me wonder when the lightening is about to strike.

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