Options on what Yoko Ono and Beyonce are saying to each other at the Grammy Awards
Yoko: the microfilm is inside my hat, whatever you do don’t make eye contact.
Beyonce: I’ll just accidentally turn round and knock your hat off with my booty then secreet the film in the folds of this dress – no one will notice.
Beyonce: Move away from me old lady – you’re blocking my lime light – this is my time.
Yoko: I’ve still got a few tricks young lady – what can you do with a pingpong ball eh?